“So Dick, what do you think we should do?” chirped Sarah Palin, “in order to wind down the power of the ever increasingly liberal left winger Socialists attempting to limit our constitutional right to bear arms or forcing us to have legislated proctologic exams just because we’re God fearing conservatives?”
“We do what we’ve done in town meetings, Sarah; disrupt, shout down, and render dysfunctional,” said Dick impatiently.
“What about the full faith and credit of the United States, and the importance of not raising the debt ceiling. I have said I was against raising the debt ceiling,” insisted Michele Bachmann.
“Disrupt, block, and render dysfunctional,” roared Dick. “That’s how we roll.”
“The problem is the Tea Party’s small,” said Eric Cantor. “How do we force Congress to do what we want?”
“Disrupt, render dysfunctional, and pump up our numbers,” smirked Dick. “We’ll say we’re doing the nation’s will. It’s easy as pie.”
“That’s quite a succinct strategy,” snickered Eric Cantor. “How did you get so many people to join your group, Freedom Works?”
“We sold them insurance, and secretly added a membership fee. That made us a half million bucks and a roster.” said Dick. “Piece of cake”
“What I don’t like is you…you…wrote a letter to the National Endowment and said Mapplethorpe’s Piss Christ was morally reprehensible trash. That was interfering with…with personal liberty. Not only that, you called for the Palestinians to be expelled from Palestine, and that’s interference in another country’s business,” whined Ron Paul.
“Shut up, Doc! Maplethorpe was just another homo; and I’m sick of listening to those sniveling Palestinians,” said Dick. “I didn’t climb down from an electric power pole in the middle of winter and go to college to put up with that crap.”
“The important thing is making sure candidates sign my no tax raise pledge,” piped up Grover Norquist, with his usual deadpan. “But since everybody’s asking questions, are James Dobson and Focus on the Family getting with the program?”
“Forget them,” said Dick, waving his arm in animated disgust. “Dobson and his gang of thieves, they’re nothing but a bunch of doggone bullies.”