People say I am so spoiled but I say I am very well taken care of. Well. What to do today? Do I get out of bed and be cute or get out of bed and be adorable? Decisions decisions. I mean, how am I supposed to choose between the two? Wait! I don’t have to! I am cute AND adorable. ‘Nuff said. Ok, got to be gettin’ the buttocks out of bed. So I’m sitting there, waiting for mom to get me out of my bed. She’s one of my people. She adores me, like everyone should. I think I’m going to make mom take me for a walk around the compound where we live. That way more people can adore me.
So, we’re walking around the quad and mom sets me down so I can do some private business. I get done with my business and of course people who see me just HAVE to come over and look at me and tell me I’m so cute. This is something I already know. How could I now know this? Everyone tells me. I’m not conceited, just convinced. After I get worshiped in the quad I will be taken to the office where the ladies there will tell me how adorable I am, which I know.
Once we get home mom will give me a bath. Baths are nice. Mom fills the sink up with very warm water, which I love, and puts me in there. She lets me lounge and soak for a bit, never seems long enough though. She then has to clean my quills and feet. I have a special shampoo and conditioner combination that is dye and scent free. I have delicate skin! Once I am squeaky clean I get to dryer treatment. Not a clothes dryer! A hair dryer. Mom uses the low setting. It’s loud but toasty. After that my belly hair is fuzzy and my quills are warm and dry and I need a nap.
Mom and dad got me several dozen baby blankets that only cost a dollar each. I need bunches of them because I am awesome. So, she wraps me up in one of my blankets and puts me on her bed on a heating pad set on low. Ahhh! So warm and snug. Sleepy time! After my nap I want to run so mom puts me back in my house so I can get on my wheel. I got to get my workout on! The ladies love my trim figure! I am still waiting for mom and dad to get my an iPod so I can have some music while I get into the zone.
Now, my house is worthy of mention because it has an open floor plan with the only barriers being the walls of my bedroom and bathroom. I have a 12 square foot space in which sits a 1 by 1 foot bedroom in which my specially made bed sits. I have toys and stuffed animals. My stuffed animals are my woobies. I have a baby Snuffy and several frogs. My mom is a frog freak. Anyway. Mom even printed out photos on sticky paper so I could have stuff on my walls. Also in my house is my wheel. I wanted a treadmill but mom said no, too much money. I’m like, “I’m so worth it!” Still, no.
I eat high protein cat food and get special treats every now and then. I love mealworms but they go straight to my butt so I don’t get them often. My food is a mixture of two high-end brands that is really yummy and good for me too.
After my workout mom will take me out again to just snuggle with me. She cuddles me in my blanket and I get so relaxed that I tend to stretch out on my belly with my legs sticking out all around me. My tail even sticks up. I hate that though because mom tends to touch my tail and tell me how cute it is. I keep telling her not to because there are websites out there for that kind of stuff.
OK, so I’m a bit snarky. Big deal. I am what I am. Who really cares? No one.
Once mom and dad decide to go to bed I know I can get my groove on. After they go to sleep I get my party started. I have my peeps over and we party all night. Since none of us drink we just dance and goof off. Fortunately I am able to get them all out of my house before dad wakes up for work around 6 am. He has to work! Sucker! Good thing he has a job though, so he can get my food and woobies.
So, my day is finally over and in about 8 hours I’ll expect mom to get me out so we can get me adored again. I do so love being adored.
And yes, I AM spoiled.